Dear Straight Guys With Phat Butts, If You Sag We Looking

And if you feel some type of way about it and wanna scrap, bring it, we can fight.  We like to tenderize our meat before we eat it.

While there are discrepancies on how and where sagging originated ya'll continue to do it.  We've never been a fan of wearing our pants like that, it looks tacky honestly, however, if you are gonna have your cakes out we are gonna glance the same way you'll break your neck to stare at a woman when she walks by and stare at her chest instead of her eyes when shes talking to you.

You have to know we're looking you just have to know.  Especially when your booty so fat its eating your boxers. Like c'mon fam. 

We not sorry either.