What in the Hotep? This is why you all can have those guys. Mind you its hard enough trying to get gay men to wash their ass and you think I'm fitting to argue with somebody confused about why they need to clean between them cheeks? Nah Bruh. Sweaty balls and that "fresh out the gym smell" is something totally different than "I didn't get in all my nooks and crannies" 100 % Pure Funk.
The shower is excellent opportunity to clean your butt.
And by “clean” we don’t mean “I’m sure some soapy water landed in that general direction.”
Your best strategy is to use a hand-held showerhead, for direct, up-close-and-personal cleansing. And buy a bar of soap specifically for your butt. Not just to avoid cross-contamination, but also because you’re dealing with an especially sensitive area.
Doctors and dermotologists stress the use of a soap that’s gentle on the skin. When you’re butt soap shopping, look for words like “gentle” in the description. Or pick up an Oatmeal soap like Aveeno or a black soap with shae and cocoa butter.
There is no reason for you not to wash! Its not gay!