Santa Baby, hurry down my chimney TUH-NIGHT. We will def leave these cookies and cakes out for this one. We've been oh so naughty and can get naughtier if you're into that type of thing. We just wanna sit on his lap and tell him how we want it, sorry what we want.
Somebody find out who this is so we can send him the address. We don't want him missing our house on Christmas Eve.